5th grade sex ed more like
Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?
This is on constant repeat in my head. Whenever I’m feeling crappy, I think “motha flippas think everything’s a mothaflippin joke *arm movements*”
anon asked: defying gravity or no good deed
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time